Some Important Congratulation Notices:

Just want to spread the word of congratulations to two special ladies (in no particular order):

ED, who is now an Aunty to a little niece (neice?).....I hope the hemrrhoids weren't as severe this time around.

and to the Cool Cat for FINALLY getting the longly anticipated phone call from the Mount!! I friggin told you so!

and what the hell....congratulations to me for the now realistic possibility of getting to live with roommates again! because seriously....it IS all about me....right??

In the Headlines

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Cookie Monster is choosing healthier, and eating in moderation. What happened cookie, don't fit into that swim suit anymore, the cellulite starting to get the better of ya?? Bummer..oh well, happens to the best of us.

Is is wrong to purchase the time of another human being? If it's voluntary I mean. If it's against the law to charge for sex, why is it legal to buy a date? Case in point, the Bachelor auction I am attending on the weekend. How is it that we find this practice socially acceptable, are these men prostituting themselves? Never fear law abiding citizens, I plan to investigate fully.

New reason to take lunch at 1pm….The Daily Show….nuff said

Clay Aiken was bullied as a child. Well quelle sur-fucking-prise

When did Oprah get abs??

Spring time smells like POO…(that's nothing new, I just like to say the word POO)

And finally, its 22 degrees and they are predicting snow. Mediorogically speaking( Yes I know I can't spell) shouldn't someone fucking investigate this.....Either the weather man has been smoking a lot of the "grass" or this could be a problem.
J

And Then There Were 2.....

It has come to that sad sad time of the year again....where people sift through endless piles of collected junk they have accumulated over the past 8 months....stuff things into boxes and bags....load up cars and trucks by the load and head for home for the summer months. This currently taking place at our humble abode....and it is a sad sad time. Watching her dismantle her room and take away vital furniture, such as the kitchen table for example.....my thoughts are brought back to some of the memories of the past year.......and for your enjoying pleasure, here are just a FEW:

* Chasing Kelly down the hall as she yells and screams
* Erin's uncontrolable flatulence, Amy's uncontrolable 'verping', and Kelly's crazy mixture of it all
* Endless bowls of popcorn with dill pickle seasoning
* The excitement of a certain roomy winning a trip to The Vegas
* OC, ER, Survivor Thursdays, and DH Sundays
* Our 'witchey' moment from the Craft, walking down snow filled streets in bitch boots and snow pants
* Snowstorm adventures of all varieties
* Birtday parties (fake and real ones) and Stagette parties
* Last minute road trips to the B'wat
* Lois and her so very accurate predictions of our futures
* Drug induced states....which were fun...yet I can't seem to remember any story in particular
* "squeezing until you pee"....which really goes hand in hand with dribbling in your panties...if you're wearing any
* Nights at the Alehouse
* Special OTH screenings in the Red Room
* Dance parties in the living room....hallways....kitchen.....bedrooms....
* The spooky basement
* Trips the recycle depot
* Monday night basketball games
* The long periods of time without showers....oh wait...that was just me....
* Mickey the mouse in our house......
* Setting off the smoke detector every other day...
* That time I was ON FIRE......
* Heather's tactfulness when it comes to recyclebles and garbage
* Pizza and GF.....any time
* The Fitness Phenom

And every single day and night I laughed my ass off and lost my sanity with you ladies.....wish we had another year to go......my fingers are still crossed!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love you both.....

80's PARTY!!!

ok Folks......it's finally official! The highly anticipated 80's birthday bash is ON. May 7th...in B'wat....be there, or like, be square! There will be no enterance to the party unless you are fully living in the 80's.....that means proper 80's attire! There will be lots of your favorite 80's tunes, and cheap drinks....and MUCH more!!!! Look for your invite in your email inbox....if you don't have one, I don't like you......haha....or there is the possibility I just didn't have your email address.....or I don't like you........
Hope to see all you Valley Girls, Preppies, and New Kids on the Block fans out on May 7th....sure to be a totally wicked awesome rad time!
P.S. stay tuned for more information about local bbqs/boozing taking place earlier that day

We had a crazy night at the Alehouse last night. Between fake birthdays, a lot of vodka and wine, living room dance parties and photo sessions, band members from Hickman St., whores and pizza......there were some awesome times. So what time are we goin out tonight ladies????