In the Headlines

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Cookie Monster is choosing healthier, and eating in moderation. What happened cookie, don't fit into that swim suit anymore, the cellulite starting to get the better of ya?? Bummer..oh well, happens to the best of us.

Is is wrong to purchase the time of another human being? If it's voluntary I mean. If it's against the law to charge for sex, why is it legal to buy a date? Case in point, the Bachelor auction I am attending on the weekend. How is it that we find this practice socially acceptable, are these men prostituting themselves? Never fear law abiding citizens, I plan to investigate fully.

New reason to take lunch at 1pm….The Daily Show….nuff said

Clay Aiken was bullied as a child. Well quelle sur-fucking-prise

When did Oprah get abs??

Spring time smells like POO…(that's nothing new, I just like to say the word POO)

And finally, its 22 degrees and they are predicting snow. Mediorogically speaking( Yes I know I can't spell) shouldn't someone fucking investigate this.....Either the weather man has been smoking a lot of the "grass" or this could be a problem.
J