NO Cab for you!!

Is there anything funnier then a cabbie freaking out, stopping the cab short, turning it off, jumping out... and in a thick Russian accent, ordering its passengers to vacate a cab on a Sat night when everyone is hammared and there are approx 5000 drunkards strolling around the streets of Halifax. Well its definitely funnier when you KNOW the people being thrown out.

Or

Is there anything funnier then a guy running and puking, leaving a river of puke all the way from the bar out to the street, well perhaps a friend putting his arm IN sed puke at the original site of the puke, or the trail of friends, folllowing the puker laughing hysterically and cheering him on.

Either way, both are pretty FUCKING funny!

Peace

Speed Quarters (I mean loonies) and Such!!

Things I can remember from the trip to Beantown.

1) Flying sucks, no matter which way you try to spin it…38, 000 feet in the air without a parachute or net just seems like insanity to me.

2)Pilots are HOT

3) Shopping in the states is INSANE. No fucking wonder all the celebs look great, if someone sent me half that stuff (and some botox) I would look that good too

4) Filene's Basement is pretty much my "mother ship"

5) A bar called the Big Easy is DEFINATELY going to be a meat market!

6) Walking/dancin for hours in brand new boots..NOT a good idea

7) Amy Oickle is faster then the FLASH when she is trying to catch a cab!

8) My debate skills need some fucking work..OR perhaps drink less beer

9) I SUCK at picking up! And LOOK Hideous after the bar!!

10) 2 hours sleep is not enough to keep me sain and happy

11) In terms of fucking SEXY accents, Boston is second only to the Aussie's

12) Subways give you black boogies

13) I can drive like an Aundretti when trying to retrieve precious travel documents before a flight

14) The after effects from an INTENSE trip stay with you for a few days, so basically I will get NO work done this week!!!

And Finally!! ELTON JOHN IS ONE FABULOUS GAY MAN WITH THE ENERGY OF SOMEONE 1/3 HIS AGE

Peace Out