YEAH SUMMER!!!

Even though its been raining more in the last 2-3 months then it did when Noah built the ark, I still find myself foolishly hopeful that we will have a sunny and sweet summer.

Even though I know that with summer comes the unairconditioned HELL that IS my apartment. However I do look forward to the gasps, and surprises on peoples faces when they enter and realise that the air is 40 degrees hotter then it is outside. Oddly enough it has yet to help me sweat off any more pounds. Anyway this year my mom promises to get me an airconditioned, so we'll see.

New obsessions and things I look forward to this summer..its mostly TV, what is THAT all about??

Flip this House - I am strangly attracted to the 40 something southern BILLIONAIRE that owns Trademark Realty, he swears like a sailor in a sexy southern accent and flys a helicopter. Nuff said!

Big Brother All Stars - My god, can anything get any better then that. 3 times a week I will be glued, yes glued (even more then I am now) to crazy nutcases, drama, sex on live TV and Mortys spoilers

Season 3 of the best GODDAM show on TV - Entourage baby. If you have not had the pleasure, run don't walk, to your computer and download the first 2 seasons and then get on the bandwagon. Marky Mark is the producer….THERE now are ya hooked???? Thanks for that one Amy

An all new rock star, and Canadian Idol will share billing. I am embarassed about admitting to one, and not so sure about the other, so we'll see. Amy says that in person Ben is actually orange, I look forward to seeing that.

The soccer field - This I will reveal more about later, lets just say that I have no interest in SOCCER whatsoever…(insert evil laugh here)

A lake to swim in, a new house being built, a new niece or nephew, a few weddings, a visit from Lorrie hopefully, a diet (BOOOO), the beach, and to end it all off, a SWEET ass trip back to Beantown.

So here's to a sunny summer, some hotties, beer with less calories, and lots of FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seacrest OUT

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY BUTTIN!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUTTIN!!!!
Due to a situation that rendered me high on tylenol #3's, and slightly deformed....this post is a few (2 to be exact) days late.
I wish I could have spent her birthday with her....but rotten teeth and distance kept us apart. Here are some ideas of how we COULD have spent the day, if circumstances would have allowed:
1. gallivanting around the streets of Boston
2. enjoying the pleasures of some natural "herb's"
3. brightly dressed in neon dancing to greats such as Madonna and Cyndi Lauper (oh wait...that was my birthday..)
4. travelling the world in search of an Elton concert
5. drunk and seculded in a conner or bathroom stall somewhere chatting
6. shopping
7. watching people and then making comments about them once they pass us
8. eating.....probably cake....a few pieces.....each....maybe some lobster....or steak...or both...
9. under Blanket
10. planning our weddings and then locking them away in a time capsule
11. playing super nintendo
12. cruising around in Girl and Jitty
....my favorite.....
13. told each other how pretty we are

I hope you had a good day, even if you didn't get to do any of those fun things with me. We will do them ALL this summer when you come to the B'wat! I can't wait!

Happy Belated Buttin....celebrate like EVERYDAY is your birthday!
Love,
Firefly

Judge orders a game of rock, paper, scissors to settle dispute

I sort of feel like this is a fair and equal way to settle all disputes. Think of the reduction in noise polution, arguments, marital fights, disputes in the workplace, political debates, disagreements with kids etc .

Here are my top 10 favorite uses for Rock, Papers, Scissors

10) I get really annoyed at all the yelling that happens in the political arena, I mean if the Liberals and Conservatives could simply say "gay Marriage" Rock, Papers Scissors , Shoot!!!! Gay marriage, legal…argument over..

9) Who takes out the garbage
8) Who pays for dinner
7) What TV show to watch
6) What is you bed time (this one of course is for kids under 14)
5) Who gets the last piece of cake
4) Who gets to handle the irate client
3) What radio station to listen to
2) Who gets to drive

And the number 1 argument that can be solved by a rousing (or is it AROUSING) game of Rock, Papers, Scissors. Also appearing on the much anticipated X-Rated version of the game. Who's on top??