Judge orders a game of rock, paper, scissors to settle dispute

I sort of feel like this is a fair and equal way to settle all disputes. Think of the reduction in noise polution, arguments, marital fights, disputes in the workplace, political debates, disagreements with kids etc .

Here are my top 10 favorite uses for Rock, Papers, Scissors

10) I get really annoyed at all the yelling that happens in the political arena, I mean if the Liberals and Conservatives could simply say "gay Marriage" Rock, Papers Scissors , Shoot!!!! Gay marriage, legal…argument over..

9) Who takes out the garbage
8) Who pays for dinner
7) What TV show to watch
6) What is you bed time (this one of course is for kids under 14)
5) Who gets the last piece of cake
4) Who gets to handle the irate client
3) What radio station to listen to
2) Who gets to drive

And the number 1 argument that can be solved by a rousing (or is it AROUSING) game of Rock, Papers, Scissors. Also appearing on the much anticipated X-Rated version of the game. Who's on top??