Speed Quarters (I mean loonies) and Such!!
Things I can remember from the trip to Beantown.
1) Flying sucks, no matter which way you try to spin it…38, 000 feet in the air without a parachute or net just seems like insanity to me.
2)Pilots are HOT
3) Shopping in the states is INSANE. No fucking wonder all the celebs look great, if someone sent me half that stuff (and some botox) I would look that good too
4) Filene's Basement is pretty much my "mother ship"
5) A bar called the Big Easy is DEFINATELY going to be a meat market!
6) Walking/dancin for hours in brand new boots..NOT a good idea
7) Amy Oickle is faster then the FLASH when she is trying to catch a cab!
8) My debate skills need some fucking work..OR perhaps drink less beer
9) I SUCK at picking up! And LOOK Hideous after the bar!!
10) 2 hours sleep is not enough to keep me sain and happy
11) In terms of fucking SEXY accents, Boston is second only to the Aussie's
12) Subways give you black boogies
13) I can drive like an Aundretti when trying to retrieve precious travel documents before a flight
14) The after effects from an INTENSE trip stay with you for a few days, so basically I will get NO work done this week!!!
And Finally!! ELTON JOHN IS ONE FABULOUS GAY MAN WITH THE ENERGY OF SOMEONE 1/3 HIS AGE
Peace Out
posted by J-Dub @ 4:44 PM
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16) Shirts you make yourself and bring to a concert tend to be much better than the crap-ola they sell there.
17) Fenway has the ability to make anyone go ballistic with a camera, and should probably post this fair warning on a sign at the gates.
18) Filene's basement is like a women's prison...with the communal change ROOM (no 's' there), a bunch of sweaty cranky women, and once you're in there you're trapped!!
19) Havard's campus is made up of 4% students and 96% tourists
20) Shuttles are transportation devices put on this earth to totally fuck over my travel plans...and will forever be an enemy of mine.
21) Every city should have a subway...black boogies and all
22) Speed quarters/loonies is the best drinking game ever
23) 4 crazy girls lose in Boston is one wild and fun time!!!
24) We can tell Americans that we were in Degrassi The Next Generation....and they'll believe us.
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