AVON- have you lost your mind????

I just had to comment on the most recent issue of the avon catalogue that someone just handed me.

Ok ladies get your checkbooks ready!!!

"get a tighter tummy and lifted buttocks in just 4 weeks"

Some of the other highlights from the ad -

Lift and Tuck professional body perfection....
Reduces JIGGLE
Reduces SAGGING
By week 4 you should have 79 % firmer abdominal skin and 82% lifted buttocks.

I am almost speechless...but I guess I just wonder how, and who performed the study that confirmed that your buttocks are 82% higher. Here is how I imagine "Mr' Buttocks lifter" dude telling his wife about his day at work

Mr Bottocks lifter - Hi honey
Wife - Hi sweetums, how was your day?
Mr Bottocks lifter - great!!! Suisies ASS is already 50% higher and 3rd quarter projections indicate that we may reach 60% or even 70% by the Christmas Catalogue
Wife - that's great dear, meatloaf for dinner??

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH