Making a Federal Case

Have you ever encountered an individual who insists on making a federal case out of just about everything? Fuck I have.

I think that when I was younger I was more inclined to fight and argue over the littlest thing just for the sake of it, but now at the ripe old age of 29 I really don't feel the need to go rip roaring around the place spouting off because the fucking Tims cups and plastic tops are not separated and placed in the correct recycling bucket. I just can't seem to grasp the constant need for drama, I mean it must be exhausting, who has the time and the energy to blab that much.

Here are some things I think Federal Casers should do instead of giving me a migrane;

1) Plant some flowers. - god knows they make the word a better place, and if I am lucky they might get stung by a bee…there's carma for you

2) Go play in traffic - my mom used to say that to me all the time when I was little and getting "under her feet" and I think it could be fun for them, just like frogger. And if they happen to get squashed, all the better.

3) Go to Blazes! - Another one of my moms favorite sayings. Blazes sounds like a fun and some what hot destination. So either they get a massive sunburn, peel and blister, or burst in to flames. Either way, I'm fine with it!

4) Just Beat-It! -This could either mean "Get the fuck out of here real fast cause I am going to pummel you" OR a Flashback to old MJ days, and we know what he likes to do to people, so either way..again…I am happy cause…EWWWWWW

And Finally

5) Eat Shit, And Die Motha fucka - pretty much self explanatory I think.