Thirty, Flirty and Fabulous

Today I started thinking about all the things that would change in my life when I turn 30 (next year). Why on July 7, 2005, I can't answer that. Sometimes a girls mind just wanders.

I have heard rumours that life is much less confusing in your 30's, according to Oprah who IS my personal saviour; she became much clearer on her direction in life, why she was here and what she wanted to do. So I can only assume that my life will take the same miraculous turn.

I will be in the "mature woman’s club" so people at work will no longer be able to call me "kid" and assume that I know NOTHING cause I am just in my 20's. So I will join the bitterness coffee group, and start bitching about anything and everything.

I can only assume that in the first year of being 30, I will meet a gorgeous "hunk", settle down, buy a house with a 2 car garage and a white picket fence, get a HUGE mortgage, have the wedding of my dreams, and become pregnant with twins, and spend the next year changing diapers, cleaning up spit up, and sleep deprived.

Get that body that I always wanted…the Pilates craze will finally take effect and my body will start to morph into something that looks more like J-Lo and Less like Janine Garofalo.

Shortly after my 35th birthday, the Desperate Housewife club that I have been dying to be a part of will finally have an opening. I will start sexy poll dancing, wearing low cut shirts and Daisy Dukes, and become empowered about my fabulous NEW 30 something body!

Finally, I will start to long for the days when I could sleep till 10, watch TV alone, clean when I damn well feel like it, and sleep sideways on my HUGE queen size bed ( which was MUCH bigger when there was only one person in it)

WOW your 30's are DEFINITELY better then your 20's. And just think, in only 10 more years I can have a midlife crisis and start having affairs with 20 something’s…How old will Ashton be then?????

30 and Fabulous?

Footnote - Thirty Flirty and Fabulous - (13 going on 13)
30 and Fabulous? - (Sex in the City)